You find your cell phone inside your bate bag
Your cell phone has multiple bite marks on it
you're wearing more leashes than you have dogs
You have a favorite leash that no one else is allowed to use.
you dump the contents of your treat bag all over yourself when you sit down.
you're favorite words are 'leave it'
you have the urge to train the people around you.
You often feel the urge to rip the leash out of an owners hand and show them how to train their dog, but know not too.
You find doggy clean up bags in ever purse/bag/backpack you own.
You walk into the grocery store with a leash draped across your body but no dog.
people tell you that you smell like pee.
you hate going to petsmart because the dog trainers think they know more than you
you stop people walking their dog to reajust their dogs collar and show them how to use it safely
you're idea of a fun day consist of training 5-10 dogs
you're favorite kind of treats are made out of some kind of weird animal organ
you're dog has more expensive shoes on then you do.
you spend half your income on things for your dog
you ask people if they need to 'get busy' instead of asking if they need a restroom.
When people in large crowds are walking very slowly, you tell them to 'step up'.
You're dog can spell, 'w-a-l-k" "l-e-a-s-h" "t-r-e-a-t-s" and "d-o-g-s-h-o-w"
You say good boy, or good girl, when you are pleased with something someone did for you.
When you meet someone and their dog you ask if you can give their dog a treat because you just randomly carry around treats with you.
When you start walking you always lead with your left foot.
LOL
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